svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via gnarly)

02.Sep.14 2 weeks ago

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via flyestfemales)

02.Sep.14 2 weeks ago

rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

(Source: horrasin, via thatdudeemu)

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